Yucky storm, thank God I can't, go to the gym!

ジムが開いていた頃は毎朝起きたら一番に行くことを自分に課していましたが、残念ながら(?)今はそれは不可能です。でも今日のような暴風雨の日はラッキー。行く行かないの葛藤なし、さらに罪悪感ゼロ。「だって行っちゃいけないんだもん。」

Pre-lockdown days when the gym was open, I made a rule to myself to go there as soon as I get up in the morning. But unfortunately, it is not possible now - lucky on such a yucky stormy day like this, since it's a guilt-free sleep in. "I'm not lazy. I'm just obeying the rule!"